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Hey Everyone,
We're testing out the blog right now and soon we'll be posting more info for you. In the meantime, sit tight...we'll be back soon.
We're testing out the blog right now and soon we'll be posting more info for you. In the meantime, sit tight...we'll be back soon.
posted by Bill Engvall at
8:04 AM
21 Comments:
Looks like it works. "Fill it up!"
Hey Bill. Your site is up finally. Bye bye bill.
Bill, come to Topeka, Kansas!
Hey everyone, the new site is finally up. Quick update we have started filming The Bill Engvall show again and there will be new episodes starting June 12th. Also look for my new movie called Bait Shop starring me and Billy Ray Cyrus on DVD this summer. Take care and tell all your friends to stop by.
hey bill, i was watching comedy central the other night. the comedians name i was watching was josh sneed. he is stealing your material. check him out. he not only was telling your jokes but telling other peoples jokes.
Based on the promos, I simply can't believe that anyone involved in producing, writing, acting in or approving this show actually thinks it's funny. What gives? Should I assume this is like "Alf," where the head writer is on the needle and everybody else is simply soullessly betting on the stupidity of the viewing audience? Not necessarily a bad bet, but still, the promos are so thoroughly vapid and completely lacking in humor or originality that it's hard to come to any other conclusion.
I don't mean to offend anyone personally, but really: you must know this to be true.
i like your new sight bill.
personally this guy needs a "here's your sign" award... thought i would share it with you... haha
BISMARCK, N.D.
Burleigh County authorities made a drug arrest after stopping a car on Interstate 94 because it had steam rolling out from under the hood.
Sheriff's Lieutenant Nick Sevart says a deputy discovered a bag of marijuana shoved against the vehicle's air intake, which was causing the car to overheat.
Thirty-seven-year old Johnny Lerma, of Mandan, was charged Friday with felony possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and misdemeanor driving under suspension.
Yeah, it's not only unfunny, it's offensively, toxically unfunny. Like, so unfunny it actually hurts.
"Do not call me ma'am."
"OK, ma'am."
I mean, Jesus Christ.....
Bill,I have my sign.I saw you way way back in a small hotel bar in the chiago are.You said it was for your daughters collage fund, being I too was from California you put your number on the back 213 829 3597 .I knew you would go far and you have congradulations.
I have a autographed sign from Bill ,when he was just starting out any one interested in purchasing it let me know
info@ocg-online.com
Hi, Bill
My name is Minnie
Just wanted to know if you have done "here is your sign" on people that have multiple kids.
Example: We have 2 year old triplets boys and there are questions that everyone asks us and I am pretty sure other parants with multiple may relate.
"Oh how cute, are they three (triplets)? uh lets see 1, 2, 3 yep."
Do they cry at the same time? No, they take turns.
Are they the same age? People Triplets, they might of been born at the same time. give or take a minute.
This always gets me :)
Oh are they all boys? I think so let me check.
Anyway, I hope you can talk to other parents of multiples. It would be great material if you already do not have it.
Thanks yor are great.
Hey Bill,
You really need to come to PA! I love the heres your sign. I had a friend come to the house the other night, i opened the door and she actually asked me "are you home?" I couldnt resist, i said "No, this is a hollogram, but i should be back later on" and she actually left and came back later. haha Here's Your Sign!
Bill,
Did not know if this ever happened to you, but my husband went to trader horn to get chlorine and ditomeous earth to get our pool opened. The girl at the check out, when i approached said you can leave it it your buggy i will just scan it. Then she looks at me and says oh, do you have a swimming pool. Well , i just lost it right there, i looked at my husband and said, i know what you are thinking, Bill Engvall, don't say a word, and then i just lost it i laughed so hard tears came, and she looked at me and said did i say something wrong.
thought you might get a laugh.
Peg from Pa
I was watching Family Guy on TBS, and this guy walks into the middle of the screen, pauses the show in mid-sentence with a "universal remote," and then starts talking how I should watch some other show. I wonder if you have a sign for that guy. I mean, if I wanted to watch his show, I'd watch his show. Why would he think it's a good idea to interrupt the show I wanted to watch in an effort to convince me another show is good too?
I'm guessing that you did these promos because TBS is the boss, and the boss gets what the boss wants. Still, you need to know that these promos are making you look like a jerk. They're also costing you (and TBS generally) veiwers. Check out the running thread on TBS's message board that is devoted entirely to your pop-up ads during Family Guy.
http://forums.tbs.com/jive/tbs/thread.jspa?threadID=55913&tstart=0
This comment is for Bill Engvall.I think you are a great comedian.i'm verrrry excited to see all your new sows.you are my fave.keep the laughs comeing.see ya.
christina
this is for peg from pa.its so weird that you called your hubby bill engvall.i call my bf that all the time because hes just as much of a smara--.lol.hes always teasing me about things i say.he says its a blonde thing.
Saw you at Billy Bobs what a show, it was great, fantastic,awesome. You are quite a guy and what made it even more enjoyable you laughed right along with us.
Please come to florida real soon!
Hey Bill , i've got one for you.
lucinda
Bill
Here goes my first attempt at blogging
A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled
in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned
over to him and asked, 'Are all of those kids yours?'
He replied, 'No. I work for a condom company. These are customer
complaints.'
HERE GOES THE SECOND HALF OF MY BLOG
The next time someone asks you a dumb question wouldn't you like to respond like this?
This is an actual happening from a 'retired' friend in Texas .
Yesterday I was at my local Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Bisquit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
What did she think I had, an elephant?? So since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again.?
I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.? The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.? (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me.?
I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's ass and a car hit us both.
I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.?
Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.
Better watch what you ask retired people.? They have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say.
Hey bill great site and most great act. Hey maybe you have an answer for this. I am in the medical field, and I was letting this lady go one morning and I told her to be careful it was raining, and she turned I looked at me and said "OH outside?" I had no comeback. I know you do. Bobby
hey bill i was hoping you could give me hope as to when you may think of coming to alberta, canada? i have been waiting and have not heard of any shows coming at all. please come i have been waiting for a long time to see your show, i am a very devoted fan and i have a lot of people waiting back here to see you do your thing.
we went to larry's show which was histarical but not Bill Engvall!!!
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