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Friday, September 5, 2008

Bait Shop and a Third Season

hey everyone,
Just wanted to let you know that Bait Shop is now in stores. It stars myself and Billy Ray Cyrus it is a clean, funny, family movie and I hope that you will pick it up. Also just got word the Bill Engvall Show has been picked up for a third season. Thank you all for your support of this show. I hope that you will enjoy the third season as well. Out on the road for more live shows this fall and I hope that I will see you out there.
Take care
Bill

28 Comments:

Blogger Bubba and Duke said...

Bill,

Our family loves your comedy routines and your new television program. Three cheers to you for having a clean and funny show!

We would love to see you in person but we live in Montana and don't have many opportunities for shows near our area. We will continue to watch for upcoming show dates and are hopeful we will see you soon.

September 5, 2008 6:29 PM  
Blogger LaDon said...

Hey Bill,

Just saw "15 Degrees/Cool" on Comedy Central...BRAVO!! You are so damn funny! I was laughing so hard! It's LD here...been living in Italy the past five years and so outta da loop. Seeing your performance in Austin was good medicine!! Congratulations and a warm hug to Gail and the kids!!

September 6, 2008 11:31 AM  
OpenID ahhhlisaaah said...

Bill, congratulations of all of your successes...my husband and I enjoy you immensely and I just found out we almost share the same birthday...mine is July 25, 1957! No wonder you're fabulous...!

See you around Orange County..

September 6, 2008 12:01 PM  
OpenID ahhhlisaaah said...

whoops...I mean congratulations ON all your successes..

Well, okay, I admit it...too much coffee leaves one with a shaky trigger finger on the keyboard.

Cheers!

September 6, 2008 12:03 PM  
OpenID ohitsjustkim said...

Saw your show last night in Anaheim...that makes it number 3 this year, and 4 times total! I never get sick of seeing you live :] My boyfriend teases me all the time for having such a big crush on you! You're fantastic!

September 7, 2008 1:42 PM  
Blogger Crystal said...

I have always wanted to say hello to you! You are top notch hilarious in my book, everything that you talk about my husband and I can relate to! My husband and I laughed until we cried when you spoke about watching Law and Order after sex! We hope to get to welcome you to Pikeville, Kentucky sometime soon! Keep up the outstanding job that you do!

September 9, 2008 9:26 PM  
Blogger sing4him said...

Bill
i wanted to share one of those life experiences with you. I have had to start taking cortisone injections in my back. i had everyone in stitches telling them about your show in Oklahoma at the Buffalo Run Casino. They all said' oh yeah he's the guy who puts his hand up to his face and says' doens't that hurt your back'?we all had a good laugh and the treatment when fine. Thanks again to your great humor.
Annie from OK

September 12, 2008 7:27 PM  
Blogger sing4him said...

Bill when are you going to be in the four state area again? I want to be the first to know, cause where I live it will take that long to get good seats, or seats at all for that matter.
Annie

September 12, 2008 7:30 PM  
OpenID cvt1025 said...

I love your show!! You are such a wonderful actor in addition to being a great comedian...you're very real. It comes very naturally to you. The whole cast is excellent. Great job!

September 13, 2008 8:18 PM  
Blogger Joanne Deschenes, Savannah, GA said...

My husband and I saw you many years ago, when you were the opening act for Paula Poundstone at Aetna Insurance in Hartford. Halfway through your routine, I turned to my husband and told him that I liked you better than her.

I have some version of 15 Degrees Off Cool with me almost all the time. It's what I play when I need to laugh. There are so many things that you say that remind me of my husband and myself, but the opposite. I'm the one that doesn't believe in twist ties and he has the neat little bag on the fridgie, along with the neat little bag of rubber bands that came from the produce.

We have a comment column in our paper, so "regular" people can state their mind (if they have one). I commented about telling T. Boone Pickens to figure out how to use the gas that we pass in motor vehicles to fuel the vehicles. I have a bad problem with that in cars, so now if it happens and strangers are with us, we tell them it's low tide at the paper mills.

Break a leg and let your success continue for as long as you want it... until you can go back to Las Vegas and play the lounges. My only regret is that I wish you would play in Savannah -- I would love to see you perform again.

September 13, 2008 9:24 PM  
Blogger myjitny34 said...

Bill,
I enjoyed your show last night at the French Lick Resort & Casino in French Lick, In. And "Thank You" for accepting the "Welcome to Indiana" banner that I made for you. I want to wish you the best of luck on the remainder of your tour. Thank you again for your great show. Hope to see you again soon, but don't expect a gift next time. Until then, LOL, ROFL, ROFLMAO, and of course, PMP.
Linda Baker from Bedford, In

September 14, 2008 5:55 AM  
Blogger bhrodeoaz said...

Hey Bill,
Waitin on yer movie to come out here in az. But i was going to send a video to yer show country fried home vids. But can't seem to find a way to send them. The one i am going to send is one that my wife took during my elk hunt in unit 6a north just south of flagstaff. Heard you spent a little time in winslow so you have an idea of where i was at. if you have an address that i can send it to let me know. thanks

September 14, 2008 8:30 PM  
Blogger david said...

you hear em all the time but i told some friends about it and they said i had to look up your site and pass it on so here ya go

im outside in the smoking area of a factory where im picking up a load and of course im havin a smoke this guy comes up to me and asks if i smoke ...:) nope had mexican last night my ass is on fire and usin my throat for a chimney

well hope its new and you like i listen to you guys on my sat radio all the time 103 is where it stays parked most of the time you definetly keep the miles rolling good luck in your career hope to see you for many years to come


sincerely D. carrington
kentucky truck driver

September 26, 2008 11:42 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Bill,

Congrats on an upcoming third season. We live in Houston, Texas and are recovering from Hurricane, Ike. All is well here just lost a fence. I have a new "Here's your Sign" joke. My father and I were at the local Home Depot this afternoon picking up fence material. At checkout the girl asks, " Are you guys building a fence?" I would like for you to come up with the punchline.

Thank you,
Matt and Deanna
Houston, Texas

September 28, 2008 4:54 PM  
Blogger Mohammad said...

Just watched "Bait Shop" today and then come to check who is playing and find out about you and your comedy. Happy to know you and I watched several stand up comedy from you too in same afternoon. Like them, I believe you are most good looking stand up comedian I ever seen and I like your work too.

October 27, 2008 12:45 PM  
Blogger ThunderHawk and WisdomEagle said...

I just met you through a you tube video and you are a great story teller. You must have some Maine genes somewhere cuz you sound like some of our good story tellers. Please think about a tour here in Maine. I can guarantee a great friendly audience, good laughter and really great people.

November 7, 2008 1:49 PM  
Blogger watbull said...

My husband and I enjoy your comedy routines immensely and we look forward to seeing you live some day. We also enjoyed your book, "Just a Guy".

We're certain that you get this kind of stuff ALL of the time, but we just had to share:

Sizzler in Eureka, California
19 Oct 2008

Waitress: May I offer you some complimentary cheese toast?

Middle-Aged Female Customer: Ummm... I dunno. Is it free?

Waitress (with a straight face): Naw. It just thinks that you're awfully attractive.

True story. The waitress must be a fan of yours, too.

Best wishes,
Tom & Beth Watson
Taylorsville, California

November 8, 2008 3:48 PM  
Blogger Dorsey said...

I've enjoyed your routines for YEARS!! And went out and got Bait Shop the first opportunity I had to do so. Years ago I emailed you a story in which my son commented that boys had a penis, while girls have an agenda. You sent an email back and I giggled uncontrollably for days! Keep rockin' Bill!

January 10, 2009 10:12 PM  
OpenID Scott said...

Bill here is a you tube link where a stupid Bank Robber went down a dead end street in his getaway
vehicle, and was reported by neighbors as being in the wrong place. His demise was arrested within 3 to 4 minutes after robbing the Kentucky Bank in Nicholasville, KY. Main and Shannon Parkway (the dead end st)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNH4icHRQXg
A REAL STUPID BANK ROBBER.

thanks
Scott

February 5, 2009 3:26 PM  
Blogger Lady Nyght said...

Hi Bill,

Love all your work. Thank you for all you do for our Military and Veterans. Hope you come out to Colorado Springs, CO sometime, I'd like you to autograph my copy of your book.

March 5, 2009 12:45 PM  
Blogger Briana said...

Hey Bill

So speaking of live shows my friend and I, who are like the biggest Canadian fans you, are wondering if you might be heading up north here to Canada eh...especially Edmonton Alberta.

We have seen Ron, Larry, and soon Jeff in May...would love to have a tour shirt from you to join the others.

Will be for sure looking at your tour dates and hopefully see you soon.

April 6, 2009 9:47 AM  
Blogger Alecia_Evans said...

Hi Bill,

Any time I have a chance to catch your show, I absolutely LOVE it! When it comes to your stand-up routines, one of my favorites is, of couse, "Here's your sign." So, I wanted to share one with you.

After painting all day, I was on my way home and stopped at a 7-Eleven to get some pop. I'm up at the counter so I can pay, still in my painting clothes (which are covered with paint, as are my hands and hair and face...I'm a messy painter). The cashier says to me, "Have you been painting?"

To which I replied, "Nope, I was in the paint department at Home Depot and one of the cans exploded!"

Here's your sign.

I'm glad I could share that with the master. Thanks Bill!

July 9, 2009 11:11 PM  
Blogger lala82633 said...

i just had a 'here's your sign' moment. upon buying a watermelon at the store the other day, i left on the patio table for past 3 days. asked husband today if he wanted me to cut him up some to take to the river for picnic and he says--'why would i want it? it's been sitting outside in the sun for past 3 days!' uh, don't watermelon grow in the sun??

September 6, 2009 8:41 PM  
Blogger mysti said...

Hi Bill! Just wanted to thank you for the conversation I got to hear from my husband and his cousin while they were watching your bit on farts. Of course its so funny but then they start talking about..."dont you hate it when you get in the shower and have to poop as soon as you get good and wet, or you feel a little fart bubble go up your crack". lol the little things in life that make us laugh lol.

January 9, 2010 5:46 PM  
Blogger mysti said...

Just want to thank you for your stand up on farts. Im sitting here watching with my hubby and his cousin and all of a sudden I get to hear about them taking a shower and having a "fart bubble" go up their back or having to have a bm as soon as they get in the shower and are good and wet. Just a couple things that I get to hear when you are on lol.

January 9, 2010 5:47 PM  
Blogger billnbob said...

Bill
My gay partner of 16+ years and I are big fans of yours. We enjoy the entire Blue Collar team, but you are our favorite. Your wife is one lucky woman.

February 10, 2010 7:59 PM  
Blogger CV319 said...

Funny story thats true. I had just recently watched a show and Bill did a joke about never seeing free range chickens. Well I'm here to say that whilest on my honeymoon in Hawaii on the Island of Muai I have never seen so many chickens in one spot... except for when I was at a barbeque in the hood...
...yeah bad joke.

They were everywhere. And when I say everywhere I mean they were climing on parked cars. These chickens were wild! One even chased my wife. She wasn't even a chicken. But all this isn't even the craziest part. Because surrounding these chickens and living in perfect harmony were dozens and dozens of dozens of cats. I #$%@ you not!!! Unfortunatly I did not have my camera with me at the time. U would think they were tapping into an untapped food resource but no...I even saw a couple strays cuddled up next to a rooster....Funny story... so a cock and pussy cat can get along.

If you see this blog feel free to use it in your bit...just let me know cause that would be cool!!
This I can't even make up!!! 100% TRUE story! Take a trip to Maui and drive to beach behind the airport and see for yourself. Its of the road that winds around by the car rental returns...

Christian Vaughn
Cincinnati, Oh
cv319_22@hotmail.com

February 11, 2010 8:05 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

Bill,

I was at your show in Colorado Springs on 3/26 (it was fantastic by the way) and you made mention that you are going to be in Denver with Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy...when I checked your tour dates it didn't come up. Do you know when you are going to be in Denver, I would LOVE to buy tickets!

March 29, 2010 8:44 AM  

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